Wish Demotivational Poster
TIME MACHINE -
JEWERINE - Will bring peace to the Middle East
LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...
WHEN YOU WISH - Upon a star you're actually a few million years late That star is already dead Like your dreams
MANS BEST FRIEND -
I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A PET... - ...now i have cancer
JEWS - Haha... Jews.
A FART IS A WISH YOUR BUTT MAKES -
ZEUS - Weak-minded people once fervently insisted he was real too.
SOMETIMES - I wish I had a clone... But then I realise that I'd never want to live with that a*shole
AH... - So THAT'S what she was doing...
WISH LIST - Last year was the handheld M134 Minigun with 'Chainsaw action grip'. This year, complete your collection. Nothing says "I want to see the pink mist" Like the Barrett .50 cal (with accessories)
TROLL DOLLS - A fine image to accompany that weird patch of hair growing on your arm.
STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT -
ISRAEL PWNED. -
I'M NOT CHEATING! - I'm just looking for simple solutions to complex problems.
DEATH WISH -
NOT GUINESS THOUGH -
ETHICAL DILEMMA -
SELECTIVE INVISIBILITY -
WHAT DOES NOT KILL US - MAKES US STRONGER If it doesn't make you stronger then pretty sure bet you'll wish it had killed you.
BROKEN HEARTS - You don't die from them but you sure wish you did
WORLD PEACE - Because Muslims and Jews really love bacon
FEASIBLY JOURNEY -
YOU CAN NEVER - have too much of a good thing
CHINESE RESTAURANT - But is it Kosher?
HISTORY IS HISTORY -
WITHOUT A WISH -
NOW THAT'S JUST SAD... - When you're so ugly that you have to get your date liquored up before you can even try to lose your virginity.
IF WISHES WERE BUTTERFLIES - Mine would be crushed on the front grill of someone's car.
MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION -
ONE WISH - I'll take this, and a lifetime supply of AAA batteries.
TIGHTS - You can see his penis through them
PROHIBITION, HUH? - Jewish Ingenuity Kicking Some Serious Sacramental Ass
JEWISH DATABASE FOR DATING - Really? Because I didn't think that Jewish people liked to be on lists. -Adam Sandler
DON'T BE SHY - After All, It's Cubby's Christmas Wish
THE THIRD WISH -
MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION -
THE VIGILANTE - Streamlining ourjustice system for as long as we can remember
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Mr. Moderator Happy Birthday to you
WISHES - here's one i can help to come true
WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR - your dreams come true. Unless of course its a giant meteor on a collision course with earth... then you're pretty much f*cked no matter what you wished for... unless it's death by meteor.
MY ONE WISH -
JEANNIE IN A BOTTLE - Why the hell didn't they WISH to see her naked? Proof Nelson was a dumbass!
I AM HERE. - What are your other two wishes?
DANDELION WISHES - My wish is that these are landing in the neighbors yard or dad's gonna kick my ass!
FATE - You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.
My Wish -
SPEAK CLEARLY -
WHAT WOULD IT BE? -
I THREW A COIN IN THE FOUNTAIN - And my wish came true ...
ONE FINAL WISH - If you had just a minute to breathe and they granted you one final wish Would you ask for something like another chance? Or something similar as this?
TIME IN A BOTTLE -
Make a Wish -
Meanwhile, in AZ -
GONE TOO SOON -
IF I CAN'T WISH FOR MORE WISHES - can I wish that I can wish for more wishes?
EITHER WAY ENJOY THE VIEW -
A REAL FRIEND - Walks in when the rest of the world walks away. I just wish they would learn to knock first.
STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT - first star i see tonight. i wish i may i wish i might. Put it in my wifes butt tonight.
WISHES - Do come true to those who believe.
THREE WISHES FOR YOU -
MY ONLY WISH -
ONE WISH -
THANK YOU MA'AM -
A FEDERAL LAW - My one wish...I'm NOT selfish. Even the President would back this!
THE GREATER EFFECT -
WISHING - If wishes were kisses my lips would be chapped
DYING TO FORGET -
ONLY ONE WISH -
BLONDE BRUNETTE REDHEAD - Be careful what you wish for....
ARTIFICIAL TREES - Apparently they're another fine product brought to you by Wayne Industries and sponsored by the Goddamn Batman
CHOSEN PROFESSION -
MY DREAM HOUSE - All I can say is: Heeeeeeeeee!!!!!
DECISIONS - Valentines day is to be spent with the one's you loved. But sometimes it takes a bit of time to decide which one it'll be this year.
WISHES - someone is going to help you make this one come true.
OH LOOK. - My one wish, I didn't even have to say anything.
THE WISHING STONE - Illegal in 40 States and at MotiFake.com
WISHES - When they dont come true it can piss a guy off.
THE WISHES ELF -
I WISH - I had never seen pictures from the MotiFake Christmas party.
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