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Wish Demotivational Poster


JEWERINE - Will bring peace to the Middle East

TAGS: x men jew jewish funny mutant wolverine
Rating: 2.52/5

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MO - May 9, 2009, 5:47 pm
3rd cousin of GI Jew. The greatest American hebrew!
motifake - May 4, 2009, 10:19 pm

LMAO!!!! 5 lions!

LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...

TAGS: father dad died wish life
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Rick69

rodtoo40 - August 13, 2013, 7:31 pm
Lost mine .When I was just 18 months old to cancer.He was only 29
tatespa - March 4, 2012, 9:00 am
I just lost mine this past September.. 85 years young... Don't think I'll ever stop missing him! @Airman, went through almost the same thing... I you need to talk...?
M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 6:05 am
My list would've stopped at 7, my father was mnurdered a month after that... still, 5L-oving fathers to you
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:28 pm
AW damn it man, this made me almost break down over all the people I lost.
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:05 pm
Mine left this life when I was 19, he was only 46. I still wish to this day for one more day to spend with him, to tell him I love him, and that our arguments meant nothing. As an adult now, I realise I am more like him than I ever thought possible.
GySgt1811a - January 11, 2012, 4:34 pm
Mine left at 86, over 10 years ago now...still miss him, guess I always will... Hang in there, Airman, help him keep his dignity.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 12:02 pm
59 is way too young. I've been dealing with my 86 year old father who refuses to go to assisted living. He lives by himself, but we set up visiting nurses. When you talk to him, everything is always Fine, but it's not. My siblings and I feel helpless
Bucketheadsdad - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am
I am so sorry for your loss. This one REALLY hit home with me. I've got somethings going on in my life now that reflect back on losing my dad at 59. I wanna laugh at Motifakes, but this one is so important. Again, sorry for your loss.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 7:57 pm
I am truly very sorry for your loss and my deepest condolences goes out to him. Sadly, my father also passed away when I was much younger... But I am honoured you felt the same as I did when I saw the image. Thank you.
ElleWhyInIn - January 9, 2012, 6:40 pm
It's been exactly one week since my dad passed away at 59. This is very powerful to me. Thank you for posting. R.I.P. F.N.A. 9/19/52-1/2/12
forseti - January 9, 2012, 3:47 am
so true! 5L
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 5:11 pm
Virtual High-5, ha ha ha!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:39 pm
Me Too !

WHEN YOU WISH - Upon a star you're actually a few million years late That star is already dead Like your dreams

TAGS: wish star dreams
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by LLmayhem

twill1962 - January 9, 2013, 9:26 am
Proxima Centauri is a mere FOUR light years away, meaning that its light is only four years old. Also, most of the stars we see are in this galaxy, which means the farthest ones are onle 100,000 light years away. You science is an epic fail. 2L.
Valek - March 23, 2012, 3:44 am
When you gaze upon the stars, you are actually looking back in time.
LLmayhem - March 19, 2012, 3:20 am
A-the universe is 14.something billion years old. 2-depends on the star
Derek - March 18, 2012, 6:47 pm
Geez, when is someone going point out that most stars last Billions of years?
maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 7:34 am
Excellent Stuff 5L
GaryO - March 17, 2012, 9:42 pm
Oh, I love thi5! WOOF!
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 8:05 pm
lol sent this to a friend back at home


TAGS: pet love thankful wish rerun
Rating: 4.82/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 8:46 pm
Oh my goodness that dog is cute!
drivenbywhat - December 7, 2010, 8:24 pm
This is not demotivational. It needs to go to the motivational site instead.
culos - December 7, 2010, 2:22 pm
well played....
Double - December 7, 2010, 12:26 pm
Thanks, I needed that
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:26 am
Gentle smile. A very cold day just got warmer.
tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 6:30 am
Qinmeartha - December 7, 2010, 4:46 am
Awwwwww, very nice

I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A PET... - ...now i have cancer

TAGS: smoking wish cancer
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Rubicas

forseti - May 3, 2010, 12:24 pm
that's so bad... 5L!

JEWS - Haha... Jews.

TAGS: jews jewish jew
Rating: 2.88/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 6:15 am
4L. Image quality needs improvement: try reducing the size of each image, then load together onto the white background (less pixelation, improved size). Then again, this would make a good door poster ;)
Emily - November 2, 2008, 6:59 am
That is freaking hilarious!
Barbrady - June 9, 2008, 8:39 am
Best motifake i've ever a look at


TAGS: bieber shot dead wish cubby
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 30, 2013, 5:42 pm
There is one gif that has the ED-209 from Robocop spliced into this scene. It's so hilarious!
toraudewa - February 22, 2011, 10:26 pm
... Maybe there is a god.... Nah. It's just that no one like that guy.
culos - February 22, 2011, 10:08 am
Can i haz a BLT?
Hawamleh - February 22, 2011, 10:07 am
I want a falafel one !
Cubbybear - February 21, 2011, 8:32 pm
agdaniele - February 21, 2011, 8:25 pm
Shaddup and make sammiches!
Claire - February 21, 2011, 8:21 pm
I don't watch TV because I'm an anti-social shut- in. What just happened?
voodoo3535 - February 21, 2011, 8:19 pm
There is a higher power listening to my prayers....
Hawamleh - February 21, 2011, 5:59 pm
I masturbated to this scene. Yes, I have no shame.
CoolioIndeed - February 21, 2011, 5:31 pm
If you go to youtube's main page, this is currently the Top trending video at over 9 million views and counting...LMAO
Koradan - February 21, 2011, 4:55 pm
I watched this episode; esp. this scene... OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER again. It just never gets old!!
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:36 pm
give unto yourself, then.
Donkasaurus - February 20, 2011, 10:52 pm
Disregard that last statement, found one lol.
Donkasaurus - February 20, 2011, 10:49 pm
If anyone can find an animated gif of the moment of impact I will give you my left testicle.


TAGS: fart wish butt soppy cynical
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - October 20, 2012, 3:35 pm
Boy, that sure looks like haystack rock, Oregon coast....and, yes, my hind end has made several wishes on the sea side of that rock

ZEUS - Weak-minded people once fervently insisted he was real too.

TAGS: god atheism christian christianity xtian xtianity zeus myth mythology religion stupid muslim jew jewish judaism
Rating: 3.02/5

More motifakes by Coberloco

Aurielius - September 2, 2015, 8:12 am
Agreed, also throw in Political Theory, Cosmology, Medicine and Mathematics.
Bah - December 1, 2009, 1:27 am
What with their inventing of logic, philosophy and science.
what? - July 14, 2009, 8:45 pm
i didnt know the greek were weak minded

SOMETIMES - I wish I had a clone... But then I realise that I'd never want to live with that a*shole

AH... - So THAT'S what she was doing...

TAGS: swish
Rating: 4.61/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:45 pm
I thought she was getting her mouth worked up for me.
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 9:10 am
Papa.....bahahaha and a 5L for good measure!
ughomer - February 2, 2013, 5:27 am
5L - Too funny, Papa!!
GaryO - February 1, 2013, 9:08 pm
Hah, I see what you did there…..n-i-c-e, 5L


TAGS: wishes frog desire
Rating: 4.74/5

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robbidos - June 5, 2012, 2:23 am
i love the catch
gas - June 2, 2012, 4:40 pm
I thought you may like this one Gary xD. Thanks
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:03 pm
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:31 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:11 am
Great twist!
rerun - June 2, 2012, 10:20 am

LOL, not at all what I was expecting.

WISH LIST - Last year was the handheld M134 Minigun with 'Chainsaw action grip'. This year, complete your collection. Nothing says "I want to see the pink mist" Like the Barrett .50 cal (with accessories)

TAGS: wish list barrett
Rating: 4.17/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 15, 2011, 4:06 pm
time to blackmail santa

TROLL DOLLS - A fine image to accompany that weird patch of hair growing on your arm.


TAGS: wish isa dream yourheart makes
Rating: 4.42/5

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Airman - April 16, 2012, 7:18 pm
totally agree. he was right. let's move on now. I have a nap coming up
Hawamleh - April 16, 2012, 7:10 pm
If the criticism is on the mark, it doesn't matter where it came from, when he starts going off the makrk, that's when you hold him up. And a few trips between goldmedals don't matter none Airman haha :D
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:35 pm
I knew it was a repeat when I saw it, but I've seen a few comments from this member and assumed he was a reg I've never heard of based on his criticisms. Turs out he has 6 posters and no posts. A little fresh to be policing our site like a greybeard
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:32 pm
my first thought was Did I repeat one? I have done that before.. the age thing is a bitch
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:30 pm
We need to get you a badge officer pengen..... try a few more posters before you bomb on on a respected member no matter how deserving they may be
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:30 pm
and I added my 1L
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:28 pm
i found it.. never saw it before..
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:25 pm
it is? what number is it..
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:16 pm
this is already a demotivational poster 1L for repeats


TAGS: reindeer day jewish pride oy it is just savvy
Rating: 3.75/5

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Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 10:00 pm
boy i tell ya id drop that one like a rock
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:48 pm
Oh stop, rerun... you're giving me nachas!
rerun - December 22, 2009, 12:59 am

schvitzing? Oh, what a schmedric you are,,,,who knew?
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
You want they should make with the schvitzing?


TAGS: israel pwned loser war merkava tank jew jewish
Rating: 2.75/5
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 2:40 pm

I'M NOT CHEATING! - I'm just looking for simple solutions to complex problems.

TAGS: rubiks cube easy way out bet you wish youd thought of that
Rating: 3.59/5

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rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:05 pm

Have you seen the 2010 version? electronic
MrBlack - March 15, 2010, 10:00 pm
Funny, I broke mine apart then reassembled it. Though I remember the instructions havin things like "move this square from top right to bottom left of the top side without disturbin any of the other sides". Wtf? Batman couldn't solve that riddle.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 12:32 pm
Well done, BoR.... indeed.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 12:03 pm
Once again, Ron triumphs over the most complex problems with his artistic abilities. Well done BoR.


TAGS: wish
Rating: 3.07/5

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BoneCD - September 19, 2009, 5:14 pm
Just beer and paint fumes *god damn honey do lists*
Billmakindafunnyz - September 19, 2009, 5:12 pm
u smokin crack or something?
Mikeipee - September 6, 2009, 1:10 am
Democrats are just as racist if not more racist than Republicans. Believe it, its a fact!!
WINNER! - April 29, 2009, 10:21 pm
Well at least it's good to see the Republicans trying to reach out to black voters


TAGS: wishes calendar beer heaven
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - June 3, 2012, 12:57 am
Nice one Greeny. 5 cold ones.
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 12:53 am
Give it a few days and the lake of beer will smell and taste like the now dead fish that were in it when it was water
crankyhead - June 2, 2012, 5:14 pm
5uddenly, I'm very thir5ty.
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:00 pm
My recurring dream………
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:36 pm
haha.. some are never happy
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:46 pm
My first 5L laugh of the day. Thanks Greeny!


TAGS: evil does it really count i m jewish
Rating: 4.81/5

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ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 7:36 pm
Only if you don't like bacon.


WHAT DOES NOT KILL US - MAKES US STRONGER If it doesn't make you stronger then pretty sure bet you'll wish it had killed you.

TAGS: kill stronger bet wish lightening
Rating: 4.61/5

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MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 8:02 pm
Yep life is harder than people lead you to believe ;)
MakeCash25com - May 8, 2012, 7:27 pm
totally agreed

BROKEN HEARTS - You don't die from them but you sure wish you did

TAGS: wish jan 12th dremagnum
Rating: 3.38/5

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Hasbunmb - February 28, 2010, 3:09 pm
True enough...

WORLD PEACE - Because Muslims and Jews really love bacon

TAGS: world peace bacon politics bush muslims islam israel jewish jew
Rating: 2.83/5

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Zagato - November 15, 2009, 1:27 am
fuck them, i'll bite there dicks off and rub some lemon in it XD
TigerKid - April 6, 2009, 11:13 pm
What about fresh squeezed orange Jews?
zagato - April 6, 2009, 11:05 pm
vegetarians are no longer American, Muslims are dicks, and jews...well i don't have a problem with them...unless there veggie jews
tayzirov - December 31, 2008, 8:25 pm
Maybe all the bacon is why you guys are a bunch of rapist pigs?
Dotdotdot - November 7, 2008, 4:28 pm
DoForthAndDie- So very true. I heard of a Muslim mob that buried a couple of women alive for choosing their own husbands.
GoForthAndDie - September 24, 2008, 4:45 am
Maybe the bacon-free diets are why the Jews are hated and the Muslims are psychotic fucks?
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 1:35 pm
Several other religions don't eat meat at all, so bacon would be bad for them as well. But maybe if you took John Lenon's "Imagine" and combined it with bacon... and a Coke!


TAGS: single life calendar feasible wishes
Rating: 4.88/5

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tatespa - May 2, 2012, 12:39 pm
Well done Greeny!!! WELL done!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 2, 2012, 12:59 am
I like these subtle tribute posters you've been making. Very nice 5L
Greeny - May 1, 2012, 7:27 pm
Thanks - it's for Feas; and my favorite old avatar of his
mariand - May 1, 2012, 4:34 pm
M0rd3kaI - May 1, 2012, 3:29 pm
Love this, reference towards Feas as well as the May Calendar I presume? either way, 5L

YOU CAN NEVER - have too much of a good thing

CHINESE RESTAURANT - But is it Kosher?

TAGS: jewish chinese restaurant
Rating: 4.43/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 5:46 am
Photoshop too obvious, sign's wording is qlever, not clever; sorry.
twill1962 - June 19, 2012, 12:46 pm
Sorry, it was one of my first attempts a few years ago. I thought I'd post it.
MPsniper - June 19, 2012, 8:16 am
overused sign gen


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes fucking everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

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thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you assclown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.



TAGS: life time day wish duty human nature world religion faith gandhi opinion
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by giulio

jetgod - September 15, 2009, 2:14 pm
Yeah but try researching the bio of Gandhi. Try his racist South African years for starters.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:23 pm
p.s.: mooblets!
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:23 pm
Wow, Ghandi was an idiot. Obviously knew nothing of game theory.
Derek - July 23, 2009, 11:07 pm
Excellent quote. Another way of saying "avoid hypocrisy" :-)

NOW THAT'S JUST SAD... - When you're so ugly that you have to get your date liquored up before you can even try to lose your virginity.

TAGS: some poor timmy is sitting at home right now wishing he had a watermelon
Rating: 3.13/5

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CANADA - November 27, 2009, 4:49 pm
you cant boil it. the alcohol boils before the water
[email protected] - November 27, 2009, 12:01 pm
won't that burn off the alcohol
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 12:11 am
Heh heh. Warp isn't so warped.
Warp - October 12, 2009, 12:05 am
Get the juice from the watermelon and boil it.

IF WISHES WERE BUTTERFLIES - Mine would be crushed on the front grill of someone's car.

TAGS: wishes butterflies autos
Rating: 4.96/5

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MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm
Thank you Greeny
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm
Tee hee tee hee!
Greeny - June 2, 2012, 11:55 am
Nice one!
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 11:42 am
Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 2, 2012, 11:41 am
Great poster Miss Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:04 am
Mine would be feasted upon by a blue jay after I nursed it back to health. Blue B**tards!


TAGS: make a wish sick children
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - August 31, 2012, 7:59 pm

I would hate to think a kid was denied for that reason. The people who benefit from this group don't care where the money comes from. I know my brother & his family didn't, they just needed time away from the hospital, chemo, needles, & pain.
EmilioDumphque - August 31, 2012, 5:39 pm
If I was a dying 13 year old, my wish would be for some nookie, without my parents' knowledge! I doubt they accommodate that kind of wish, but why not?
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2012, 11:51 pm
So do I, though I can't stand it when they're like "Sorry, Timmy, no wish for you, we were offered money that we could have used to make it happen, but we turned it down because it was raised by a strip club or other business whose morals we don't like."
rerun - August 27, 2012, 4:29 pm

I fully support the Make A Wish foundation, wonderful people that I hope nobody ever needs to call on.



ONE WISH - I'll take this, and a lifetime supply of AAA batteries.

TAGS: remote one wish
Rating: 3.33/5

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djinnyf - April 21, 2011, 10:09 pm
For when she gets boring... They complain, they complain... but if you don't make a mess here and there... they won't love you!!! xx
familyghost - April 13, 2010, 4:21 pm
cheesypoofs - April 13, 2010, 3:30 pm
wait.. why is there a nagging up switch?


TIGHTS - You can see his penis through them

TAGS: tights pirate jewish
Rating: 1.91/5

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xxx - March 11, 2009, 9:41 am
wow, i haven't noticed!
LogicDude - October 9, 2008, 2:30 pm
Hello? Is this the Department of Redundancy Department? Yes, I have a tunnel to build...
shog - September 17, 2008, 2:54 am
captain obvious ...

PROHIBITION, HUH? - Jewish Ingenuity Kicking Some Serious Sacramental Ass

JEWISH DATABASE FOR DATING - Really? Because I didn't think that Jewish people liked to be on lists. -Adam Sandler

DON'T BE SHY - After All, It's Cubby's Christmas Wish

TAGS: asian chicks kissing shy cubby christmas wish
Rating: 3.38/5

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David A - January 11, 2010, 3:02 pm
Me no love long time!


TAGS: roger waters three wishes monkeys paw d oh
Rating: 4.85/5

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rerun - July 31, 2011, 10:10 am

Great, just literally spewed coffee on the keyoard, and my dog is giving me a WTF look.
gas - July 27, 2011, 3:58 pm
"I want my d*** to hit the floor!"... and the genie cutted his legs xDD 5L
crankyhead - July 27, 2011, 12:06 pm
eque5trian =)


THE VIGILANTE - Streamlining ourjustice system for as long as we can remember

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Mr. Moderator Happy Birthday to you

TAGS: a pre emptive happy birthday wish
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:55 am
This is, and would always be.... heaven.
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:24 am
was it Aggy's birthday yesterday? crap, and I would have baked him a cake ;(

WISHES - here's one i can help to come true

WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR - your dreams come true. Unless of course its a giant meteor on a collision course with earth... then you're pretty much f*cked no matter what you wished for... unless it's death by meteor.

TAGS: dream wish
Rating: 4.23/5

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Chilesci - August 20, 2012, 12:08 pm
Stolen from www.despair.com (Wishes). Naughty naughty!
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2012, 1:47 am
Like a bolt out of the blue.. Fate steps in and sees you through..


JEANNIE IN A BOTTLE - Why the hell didn't they WISH to see her naked? Proof Nelson was a dumbass!

TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.53/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 10:34 am
SECONDED @ nelson was a DUMBA55 the one disgrace to our military , we had to get the one Pansy who would not FRAK the sauce out of her >__>
R.S.Jake - January 12, 2010, 11:43 am
Not in my mind. When I watched that show, I ALWAYS saw her naked! Too much sharing?
The Goat - January 12, 2010, 11:06 am
Even this much was considered daring when the TV show was first aired!

I AM HERE. - What are your other two wishes?


3D -

DANDELION WISHES - My wish is that these are landing in the neighbors yard or dad's gonna kick my ass!

TAGS: dandelion wishes landing neighbor yard
Rating: 5/5

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holymoly - May 24, 2012, 2:23 pm
god ive missed some good ones... Hilariaous cause I can remember thinking the same thing.. FAV'd
MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 12:10 am
Thank you!!
GaryO - May 17, 2012, 10:12 pm
Good'n Mi55Pri55

FATE - You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.

TAGS: careful what you wish for
Rating: 4.91/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 7:37 pm
this is good spanko. br5ng the pain :)
mariand - February 8, 2012, 4:18 pm
I like this.


TAGS: the day the music died all you need is love i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner those songs stick in your head
Rating: 4.69/5

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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 8:48 pm
The weiner mobile parked in the wrong opening...anyway 5 franks!

My Wish -


TAGS: make your wish clear humor
Rating: 4.54/5

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CPTinshano - June 3, 2012, 7:06 pm
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 12:35 am
It's also important to specify how you want what you wish for. Or I want to be rich might get you turned into a drug lord and I want to be young & beautiful forever might get you turned into a mannequin
lgvernon - June 2, 2012, 10:40 pm

Took me a while to turn that old joke into a poem. Thanks, GaryO!~
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 10:39 pm
Nicely done LG, nicely done


I THREW A COIN IN THE FOUNTAIN - And my wish came true ...

ONE FINAL WISH - If you had just a minute to breathe and they granted you one final wish Would you ask for something like another chance? Or something similar as this?

TAGS: wish the low spark of high heeled boys
Rating: 3.77/5

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GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 7:19 pm
a kiss to die for? well,this one time, I was travelling through Missouri, and this one chick she kissed me, sent shivers to my TOES!!, I've never forgotten it....to this day
forseti - April 12, 2010, 5:50 pm
not really similar, but you're on the right way... *eg*


Make a Wish -

TAGS: make wish dallas cowboys vow
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:34 am
That ticker is 5o accurate; how many lawyers have used that argument, lol.

Meanwhile, in AZ -

TAGS: walking in a winter wonderland i wish asphalt angel
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - February 3, 2014, 11:12 am
Juggernaut as a child
MissPriss - January 17, 2014, 12:44 pm
What's the kid's address...I can literally send him 5L tons!


TAGS: death wish you were here
Rating: 4.9/5

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caveman - April 14, 2012, 7:45 am
godblesstx - April 14, 2012, 7:43 am
you are too funny !
maoworks2 - April 13, 2012, 8:45 am
Nice One 5L.


TAGS: apr 12 one wish
Rating: 4.67/5

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GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 7:25 pm
true that 5L

IF I CAN'T WISH FOR MORE WISHES - can I wish that I can wish for more wishes?


TAGS: destiny calendar lost wishes
Rating: 4.36/5

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carebear - March 21, 2012, 3:01 pm
(carebear BANNED)

A REAL FRIEND - Walks in when the rest of the world walks away. I just wish they would learn to knock first.

TAGS: friend world toilet wish knock
Rating: 4.21/5

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MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 3:46 pm
Thank you I did and it doesnt seem (boom)
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 9:44 am
And here's 5ome matches.. please light one. heh


regret -

TAGS: dream nightmare sleep wish
Rating: 4.13/5

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rerun - June 22, 2013, 2:41 pm


STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT - first star i see tonight. i wish i may i wish i might. Put it in my wifes butt tonight.

TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.85/5

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WISHES - Do come true to those who believe.


TAGS: wishes shithead you re the one that sucks
Rating: 3.11/5

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rerun - April 26, 2009, 1:17 pm

Hmmm, shithead can't count...that is one wish posted 3 times.
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 2:01 am
RON - April 26, 2009, 12:44 am
Just in case poophead only comes to comment section...don,t want him to miss the fun...lol


TAGS: one wish
Rating: 2.27/5

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rnbw00 - September 26, 2011, 2:34 pm
The best wish I've come across: Whenever I want to buy something, I'll reach into my pocket, and the exact amount will always be there.
CANADA - April 12, 2010, 2:27 pm
LMAO @ moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 6:28 am
5butjam?........is that a gay thing?....and if it is.....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.....being gay isn't weird...But 5 on 1?
5butjam - April 12, 2010, 6:19 am
...and with more wish I get more shoe, more dollar and more grammar?



TAGS: aggy wishfull dreaming lol wham bam
Rating: 4.83/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:31 pm
I'd make some remark about blaming culos, but I'd get cut off.
GreyScorpion - July 26, 2010, 8:55 pm
whoo-hoo!! big feeler....5L


TAGS: teddy girl invisible wishing unnoticed
Rating: 4.69/5

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spacedog - June 2, 2011, 9:00 pm
LOL! I thought Mods automatically purged all emotion except loathing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2011, 7:45 pm
Dammit Space.......now I'm feeling things!
EpicScribbles - June 1, 2011, 9:13 pm
Stacy? Damn Im sorry about the breakup but give it a break, its been 3 years.

A FEDERAL LAW - My one wish...I'm NOT selfish. Even the President would back this!

TAGS: one wish
Rating: 4.57/5

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WISHING - If wishes were kisses my lips would be chapped

TAGS: wish
Rating: 4.5/5

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Verdeckt - October 26, 2011, 4:15 pm
Please also post to Moti-Twist


TAGS: girls gone wild and if they had one wish calendar challenge
Rating: 4.38/5

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rerun - April 16, 2010, 3:27 am

she is in a tub of milk. The expression "Don't cry over spilt milk: comes to mind. You cannot undo the things you have done.
angus90 - April 14, 2010, 10:57 am
What does the picture have to do with the caption?
R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:46 am
Just exaclty what do you tell your wife when you find something like this? "Nothing" is my guess.
R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:45 am
That is one of my future fears...I'm sitting at the Holographic Internet Interface-'cause that's what we'll be using in 17 to 20 years, right? And I see my daughter blowing some guy(s) on this filthy porn I just downloaded.
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 9:29 pm
My first favorited poster! 5L
rerun - April 13, 2010, 9:24 pm

should be required for all young women getting ready to go on the 1st spring break
GreyScorpion - April 13, 2010, 9:14 pm
Excellent!! 5L


BLONDE BRUNETTE REDHEAD - Be careful what you wish for....

TAGS: wishes
Rating: 4.2/5

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falloutghoul - August 19, 2011, 9:24 pm
Reminds me of Dracula's brides.
jameswnash - October 11, 2010, 1:30 am
Oh I am careful in my wishing, and all three means i die broke, wore out but with a smile that would make the Joker jealous
forseti - March 26, 2010, 12:00 pm
Brunette! .... Absolutely!
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 11:59 am
frak that *ill die a happy man cus she has that devious smirk* [ oh yeah baby , ill break you before u can count 9-1-1 ] (and lo i was not scared anymore XD)
Zed - February 25, 2010, 5:59 am
My wife and I would like a five-way with those three...
Xantharon - February 25, 2010, 4:18 am
Brunette! .... Absolutely!
The Goat - January 12, 2010, 11:04 am
Can I have one of each??
Derek - January 12, 2010, 4:47 am
What's the risk?

ARTIFICIAL TREES - Apparently they're another fine product brought to you by Wayne Industries and sponsored by the Goddamn Batman

TAGS: december challenge trees is anyone gonna check to see if that guy is jewish
Rating: 4.1/5

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Treehodger - January 7, 2010, 12:50 am
Jews. Batman Hates Them.
Dude 4515 - December 8, 2009, 1:10 pm
just imagine what she did for batman when she heard about this though. on teh other hand, catwoman wouldn't be very happy with ivy's thanks. oooh this story needs to continue. anyway, 5 lions
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:10 am
If this is how Batman reacted, I bet Poison Ivy was REALLY pissed...
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:25 am
Going, going, GONE!!. It's out here!! 5 "Ka-POWS!!


TAGS: wishes
Rating: 4.06/5

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bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 12:48 pm
thanks, and i always have emrgency bacon close
forseti - October 1, 2010, 4:29 pm
You wish for bacon, right?! 5 stars
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 3:45 pm
Nice one skank!


TAGS: sometimes you just wish you could take it back
Rating: 4.03/5

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BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:43 pm
The true conversation went something like: Lets put something on the CD player. And I answered "Why, isn't the dust enough.." True Killjoy for the night!!!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:35 pm
And what the hey...It just cost me a maid twice a week for the rest of my life.
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:33 pm
Thanks Mr. C
CANADA - January 12, 2010, 11:33 pm
Great poster Bone
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:31 pm
Don't know CpnK...The title of the pic was "man crying"
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:19 pm
Ding Ding Ding...20 points for gil. Somehow pointing out short falls in cleaning just kills a night of romance.
CpnKangaroo - January 12, 2010, 10:37 pm
is that steve buschemi?
GreyScorpion - January 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
gil - January 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
my guess is there was dust on the television and he pointed it out. Been there.
Porcelina - January 12, 2010, 9:22 pm
I think it means, he had a romantic night planned out, and she just wanted to watch T.V, so he facepalmed
Zed - January 12, 2010, 9:21 pm
I don't watch television, so I don't get this one.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:08 pm
Great one.
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
I hear ya Face
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2010, 4:03 pm
F*CK Timmies!!!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 3:35 pm
four 5s, and then some Timmy hits with with a 1L...



TAGS: passover jewish matza easter jesus 3rd strike
Rating: 3.89/5

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pieman - April 14, 2010, 10:35 am
Great poster. Along the same lines http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQQkopQSOlA

MY DREAM HOUSE - All I can say is: Heeeeeeeeee!!!!!

TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.87/5

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jameswnash - October 11, 2010, 1:32 am
Never do it naked! oh the places the splinters will go
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 1:12 am
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:11 am
Sorry... I misread the tone that wasn't there.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 1:05 am
It wasn't genuine.....
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:03 am
Ugh... that word should never be directed at me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 1:01 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 1:01 am
Reassuring considering my sleepwalking and all.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:01 am
Thanks for taking the wind out of that sail.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:58 am
Nope....ground floor.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 12:58 am
Still a second story though, right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:57 am
And that's why I live in an apartment without stairs.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 12:56 am
WOuldn've saved my dad a load of bruises on many a night. I mean, he slid down the stairs anyhow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:53 am
What is this "sober" you speak of?
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 12:53 am
Hell, thats how I would get ready for work every day. Put all the clothes on the slide, and try to slide into them on the way down.
thatonechick - January 12, 2010, 12:52 am
That would be fun SOBER. LoL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:50 am
That would be soooo fun drunk. 5L

DECISIONS - Valentines day is to be spent with the one's you loved. But sometimes it takes a bit of time to decide which one it'll be this year.

WISHES - someone is going to help you make this one come true.

TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.83/5

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rerun - January 12, 2010, 2:47 pm

she is that dirty, just not with you....sorry, I had to go there

OH LOOK. - My one wish, I didn't even have to say anything.

TAGS: hot chick wish
Rating: 3.74/5

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Me_ - April 13, 2010, 1:54 pm
So you want herpes? lol

THE WISHING STONE - Illegal in 40 States and at MotiFake.com

TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.67/5

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TAGS: i wish to fly cubby
Rating: 3.64/5

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agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 3:02 am
(much easier when sober... so, I won't be trying it anytime soon)
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2010, 10:12 am
It's easy Cubby, just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

WISHES - When they dont come true it can piss a guy off.

TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.36/5

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TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.33/5

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TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.08/5

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shmoe13 - January 5, 2011, 2:30 am
seems link is trying the au naturale thing...and i dont even want to know what hes gonna do with that fish
The Goat - January 12, 2010, 1:58 am
Is changing myself into a human being worth 20 years with Bubba?
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 12:57 am
That's not what the subpoena says.
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 12:56 am
My picture tends to drive animals, and people, away.
CANADA - January 12, 2010, 12:55 am
i still use them for bait
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 12:54 am
The picture of you that he keeps in a locket?
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 12:54 am
Naked elf, waiting fish........... I'll give you one guess at what he used for bait.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:53 am
That looks like a sucker fish....we used to cut them up for ice fishing bait.....this poster is creepy.

I WISH - I had never seen pictures from the MotiFake Christmas party.

TAGS: wish
Rating: 2.33/5

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